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句b子语的时候，他居然还做了一个韩剧里面姑娘最喜欢做的动作——双手高举上头顶，做出心型姿态。                                                                                                             这个世界果然最雷，只有更雷。                                                                                                             我想，要是我真的当着靳骐的面做出这个动作来，一定是会雷si一群人的吧！                                                                                                             “那个，他b我小，用偶吧似乎不是很正确。”我擦了擦头上的冷汗，突然觉得会和杨逸较真的自己也挺囧的。                                                                                                             “唔……”杨逸m着下巴，“直接一点吧，阿墨你上去对他说，两个选择，要么交往，要么shishen，咱们总得捞回一点好处来。”                                                                                                             “恩，要么交往，要么shishen。”我点吧点吧脑袋，摆出凶狠样，“两样不选，h瓜攻菊花！”                                                                                                             反正这种随便说说可以不用给钱。                                                                                                             “很好！”杨逸拍了拍我的肩膀，一副很如释重负的模样，然后他整个人转过了身，对着话筒说了一句，“如果那个neng草同学现在在听广播的话，应该会听到我们阿墨同学的话了，要么交往，要么shishen，两样不选，h瓜攻菊花。”                                                                                                             “我想，为了避免菊花残满地伤的境界，neng草同学，你还是老老实实选了吧！”                                                                                                             杨逸在我呆若木**的情况下再度把话筒切换到了音乐上。                                                                                                             “非常时期，非常手段。”杨逸做出最终解释，进行结案陈词，正se的像在法庭上做出最终判决的审判长一样。                                                                                                             我撒丫子泪奔，嘤嘤嘤嘤，我不用在z大混了……